Obviously those shoes by Kenzo are not mine.
I actually considered threatening him with divorce when
I noticed this undecided look on his face.
Thank God, he came back to his senses.
The lady in the department store felt the need to reassure us:
"there are also black shoelaces in the box."
Thanks, but we actually want the orange ones.
Look, even the soles look hot.
To tell you the truth, the box looked hot too.
For the first time in my life, I almost wished I was a man.